That’s Not My Black SUV

I have another literature related post for you today. It's my first ever published work of fiction! *cheer* *applause* I'm SO happy! This tale took me fives of minutes to put together. It's inspired by true events and is told in the classic, immortal style of an Usborne touchy-feely book. Celebrate my fiction debut with me!

One Hour

I'm cleaning up a mess in the living room when all of a sudden, I see a Smurf running towards me with outstretched arms. Except it's not a Smurf. It's my son, with blue food colouring on his face and his hands, and streaked across his chest...